Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Invisible Hand

it is a truth universally acknowledged that the fast food establishment preferred by certain members of the proletariat is contrary to the one enjoyed by the majority of their comrades.

having sampled the offerings of these "restaurants" and deeming both equally vulgar, the only plausible explanation for this dichotomy is the influence of Darius Rucker--clearly a non-conformist and leader in the opposition movement.

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